Friday, August 27, 2010

Inside Line Tests the Mercury Grand Marquis

In a rather humorous bit of automotive journalism, Inside Line took a Grand Marquis for a full road test to say goodbye for the soon-to-die Mercury brand.

As expected, the Grand Marquis, as a car, is quite terrible.  It's basically a twenty year old car that was just assembled.  It's laughably crude, slow, inefficient, and backwards.  And only $31,000!

Considering livery services and Floridians love these things, it's no wonder that Ford never bothered to update it.  The wheezy V-8 makes 224 horses, gets the car to 60 in a snoozy 9.3 seconds, yet only gets 16 MPG in town.  Oy.

It's a bit sad that these things are going away.  They've always been there, and their awfulness is kinda funny.  But kitsch factor alone can't save this dinosaur. 

[Inside Line] [Photo: Flickr]

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