Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Cars You Can't Have - Holden / Chevy Caprice

I love the Pontiac G8.  Its is perhaps my favorite car of the past decade.  For me, there's nothing better than a big, rear-wheel-drive, V-8 sedan, with lots of power, lots of comfort, and and lots of speed.  I don't even mind if they're a bit understated - a sleeper or Q-ship if you will.  The cops can go after Camaros and Mustangs while I waft along at extra-legal speeds.

So how can you improve on the G8?  Why give it a huge back seat of course.  As luck would have it, just such a car exists down under:  the Holden Caprice.  Its basically a stretched G8 / Commodore with some more upscale touches.  It's not a S-Class, but it has the same excellent, RWD proportions as its shorter brethren. 

Stretch out in the huge back seat.
There's no doubt that the added wheelbase and mass will dilute the car's sporting character somewhat.  But that's an acceptable tradeoff in my book.  It still has the same excellent small block V-8, willing chassis, and near perfect 50/50 weight distribution (the battery is even in the trunk; how many other affordable cars do that?).

Sadly, as with the G8, this wonderful car isn't available in America.  In a bittersweet twist, it will be going on sale in the states as a police car, only available to law enforcement. 
Caprice cop car - you can't have it
I'm heartbroken that I can't get either of these great vehicles, but GM, recovering from a crippling bankruptcy, doesn't have the resources for niche market cars.  So, in the end, instead of avoiding the highway patrol in your Q-Ship Caprice, you're more likely to get pulled over by one.

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